A man and his wife were sitting at a table at the man’s high school reunion. The wife was staring at a very drunken woman sitting alone at a nearby table.
“Do you know her” the wife asked?“Yes” he responded. “She’s my old girlfriend from high school”
“She started drinking heavily immediately after we broke up many years ago, and hasn’t stopped since”.
“OMG” exclaimed the wife! Who would think a woman could celebrate that long.
